The Girl in the Red Shirt
From:
Alessa Broadbent
To: Gina Firestone
Subject: A-hole from bar
Date: Fri, 10 Sept 1004
So I haven’t heard from the asshole in a whole week and the wedding is
tomorrow. So here are all of our emails. I cut and pasted them for you to read.
Obviously, you’ll have to read from the bottom up.
I
have re-read them about a thousand times and I can’t
figure out where it went wrong. Should I call him again?
What
do you think?
ab
p.s.
You would not believe the shit with Mr. Smith.
> > >From:
Alessa Broadbent
> > >To: Dan Crispin
> > >Subject: Re: fun!
> > >Date: Fri, 3 Sept 2004 08:57:35 -0700 (PDT)
Good
morning!
I'm
exhausted today! All that action in the car was fun and all
but I'm
an
old-fashioned girl who prefers a bed, thank you very much. And I’m not
sure I’m up for the back end business in the back seat. But don't get
me
wrong. I'd do it again if you want :)
So
what about the wedding. You never told me last night. I guess
we
were too
busy doing other stuff:)
Let
me know! BTW do you have plans tonight?
xoxoxoo
ab
> From: Dan Crispin <rebelyell1979@yahoo.com>
> To: Alessa Broadbent <slimnsassy69@hotmail.com>
> Subject: Re: fun!
> Date: Wed, 1 Sep 2004 12:12:00 -0700 (PDT)
>
> Yeah. I'll try.
>
> >From: Alessa Broadbent
> >To: Dan Crispin
> >Subject: Re: fun!
> >Date: Wed, 1 Sept 2004 09:04:35 -0700 (PDT)
>
Sure! And don't forget
> ... Brew House on Thursday.
>
> xxoo
> ab
>
>
> >From: Dan Crispin
> >To: Alessa Broadbent
> >Subject: Re: fun!
> >Date: Wed, 1 Sep 2004 09:02:03 -0700 (PDT)
> >
> >Hmm. Not sure I can swing it. Can I let you know?
> >
> >
> > >From: Alessa Broadbent
> > >To: Dan Crispin
> > >Subject: Re: fun!
> > >Date: Tues, 31 Aug 2004 08:57:35 -0700 (PDT)
> > I
was surprised to see you last night! Thanks! I
> >had a blast. You are so funny. And Jimbo isn't so
> >bad afterall except he keeps hitting on me like I'm some kind of
skanky
> hoe.
> >
> >I have this wedding to go to next weekend - Saturday night. Want to
go
> with
> >me? I would love to see you dressed up. I'll make it worth your
while. And it occurs to me that I’ve never seen you outside of a bar
or your bedroom : ) which isn’t a bad thing : )
> >
> >xxxx
> >ab
> >
p.s.
I’m not allowed to say about my boss. But maybe I’ll
tell you when I see you. It’s a FEDERAL offence.
> >
> > >From: Dan Crispin
> > >To: Alessa Broadbent
> > >Subject: Re: fun!
> > >Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 08:57:35 -0700 (PDT)
> > >
> > >Sorry I haven't returned your calls. Have been really swamped.
I
don't
> >know
> > >if I'll be able to go to happy hour but thanks for the voice message.
FYI – please don’t leave the same message over and over. If I don’t
get back to you right away, it just means I’m busy.
> > >
p.s. what did your boss do?
> > >
> > >From: Alessa Broadbent <slimnsassy69@hotmail.com>
> > >To: Dan Crispin <rebelyell1979@yahoo.com>
> > >Subject: Re: fun!
> > >Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2004 08:41:27 -0700 (PDT)
> > >
> > >Sure! See you there. I'm glad to hear you are okay. Was worried.
The whole world is going crazy. You wouldn’t even believe what my boss
did.
> > >
> > >xx
> > >ab
> > >
> > >
> > > >From: Dan Crispin
> > > >To: Alessa Broadbent
> > > >Subject: Re: fun!
> > > >Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2004 08:39:32 -0700 (PDT)
> > > >
> > > >Sorry I haven't called. I had some people in town plus all
this
crap at work. Want to hook up at Blue Leopard later? I have a work thing but
> >will
> > > >be there around 10.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >From: Alessa Broadbent <slimnsassy69@hotmail.com>
> > > > >To: Dan Crispin <rebelyell1979@yahoo.com>
> > > > >Subject: Re: fun!
> > > > >Date: Sat, 21 Aug 2004 14:30:27 -0700 (PDT)
> > > >
> > > >thanks for last night. i like your fish and your bed. call
me!
> > > >
> > > >xx
> > > >
> > > >ab
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >From: Dan Crispin <rebelyell1979@yahoo.com>
> > > > >To: Alessa Broadbent <slimnsassy69@hotmail.com>
> > > > >Subject: Re: fun!
> > > > >Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 14:30:27 -0700 (PDT)
> > > > >
> > > > >Yeah. I had a rough day myself.
> > > > >
> > > > >Why is Jimbo a shithead again? I mean, he is a shithead
but I am a little fuzzy on the details of his shitheaded behavior last night.
I hope
> he
> > > > >wasn't too much of an idiot.
> > > > >
> > > > >I have to finish up some stuff here but I'll try to make
it
over to Lightbox. I hope you will have on a red shirt again. I'm afraid I
> >won't
> > > > >remember you. Ha ha.
> > > > >
> > > > >Sincerely,
> > > > >
> > > > >the guy with the shithead friend
> > > > >
> > > > >From: Alessa
Broadbent <slimnsassy69@hotmail.com>
> > > > >To: Dan Crispin <rebelyell1979@yahoo.com>
> > > > >Subject: Re: fun!
> > > > >Date: Thu, 19 Aug 2004 14:30:27 -0700 (PDT)
> > > > >i
don't know if i should thank you for buying me all those
shots
> last night
> > > > >because i can barely keep my eyes open today - THANK
GOD my
boss is in florida.
> > > > >
it was fun meeting you guys except tell jimbo i still think he
is a
> > > > >shithead. ha ha.
> > > > >
> > > > >a few of us are going to lightbox for happy hour. do
you dare?
see
> >you
> > > > >there?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >the girl in the red shirt.
> > > > >
